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- Anyway here's my starter-for-ten. (to the tune of the Beatles yesterday')
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- Leprosy,
- I'm not half the man I used to be,
- Little pieces keep falling off of me,
- And my finger ends keep leaving me,
- Oh I believe I've leprosy
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- Syphilis,
- Why the f*cking hell did I get this,
- And it hurts like hell whenever I piss,
- Oh I believe in Syphilis
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